Meetings are pretty much the bane of anyone stuck in the corporate world… or so I understand. I don’t really go to them myself. It seems that in this particular simulator of Cube Life your character has had enough of attending boring meetings and when the latest mandatory invite comes in he decides to kill himself rather than attend. So you have five minutes to wander around the office and do enough damage to kill yourself before the meeting starts otherwise you’ll be attending it and be bored senseless.
This game is actually a lot harder than it sounds initially. You’d think that stabbing yourself in the stomach with a pair of scissors or running your face through a couple of paper shredders would do the trick, but you’d be mistaken. But they do move the process along. It’s actually quite the challenge to off yourself in the time allotted and with the apparently extremely safe office you’re in. But the truly dedicated, the ones that persevere will find a way, they always do.
Can you?
You can try for yourself here.